Working With Alex Valle

Hi. I work with Alex Valle. These are my stories — oh and I also suck at Street Fighter.

Soy Sauce Sluts

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Any conversation with Mr. Valle will ultimately devolve into a discussion about women. Somehow, someway, this always happens. I could be discussing the finer points of string theory and quantum mechanics to which he will interject with the finer points of the mechanics of ass and tits. I have found that in working with Mr. Valle it is best to explain business proposals using the female anatomy as an analogy.

One day I was having a conversation with Mr. Valle — and again the topic became irrelevant, because inevitably we started talking about women. He asked me what type of women I liked to which I replied, “I like the Asian girls.” And with his patented grin he replied, “Oh so you like them soy sauce sluts huh?”

If you haven’t already figured it out, soy sauce is soy bean based sauce — a predominantly Asian condiment. It’s use by Mr. Valle with the word “sluts” denotes a synonym for “Asian girls”.

When you work with Mr. Valle, these type of responses sort of lose it’s shock value after awhile. In fact, I was kinda impressed, as I thought the moniker to be rather clever. Later when I asked Mr. Valle where he had come up with such a term, I found out that it did not come from the brilliant mind of Mr. Valle, but instead it was the title to one of his favorite pornos.

That’s CaliPower for ya.

Mr. Valle Response:

(10:34:57 AM) Alex Valle: actually
(10:35:01 AM) Alex Valle: someone rented it for me
(10:35:03 AM) Alex Valle: on my birthday
(10:35:08 AM) Alex Valle: soy sauce sluts

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Written by Employee

April 23, 2010 at 5:31 pm

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  1. lol

    ninjaarashi

    April 23, 2010 at 5:51 pm

  2. [12:50] i like humanitarian sluts
    [12:50] is choi likes dem latinas
    [12:50] and i like them chinas
    [12:50] lolol
    [12:50] u like soy sauce
    [12:50] i like hot sauce

    Cicada

    April 23, 2010 at 7:56 pm

  3. [12:50] (ChoiBoy) i like humanitarian sluts
    [12:50] (@CaliWork) is choi likes dem latinas
    [12:50] (@CaliWork) and i like them chinas
    [12:50] (ChoiBoy) lolol
    [12:50] (ChoiBoy) u like soy sauce
    [12:50] (ChoiBoy) i like hot sauce

    Cicada

    April 23, 2010 at 7:56 pm


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