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Hi. I work with Alex Valle. These are my stories — oh and I also suck at Street Fighter.

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Alex Valle Shops At Forever 21

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Alex Valle: “Hey I have that exact same shirt he is wearing. I know where he got it. He got it at Forever 21.”

Me: “So you shop at Forever 21?”

Alex Valle: “Well yeah … they have a Men’s section.”

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August 26, 2011 at 8:40 am

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Alex Valle Finally Learns How to Be a Proper Mexican Drug Dealer

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Though he denies it, Mr. Valle is actually a Mexican drug dealer. Never mind about all this talk about Peruvian heritage. In the video below he finally accepts his fate and learns how to be a proper Mexican drug dealer by shooting a M1911 .45 for the first time.

I asked him if we was going to fire it wearing his wife beater to which he simply replied, “Nah meigns.”

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April 19, 2011 at 8:24 pm

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Winners of the Commemorative Limited Edition Wifebeaters Signed by Alex Valle

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Here are the winners for the commemorative, limited edition wifebeaters signed by the man himself, Alex Valle, that we were giving away for Level|Up Series 1 year anniversary. These lucky winners will be able to random dp, walkup ex-hurricane kick, whiff normals, and tell perverted stories like the best. Gold chain not included.


This lovely lady from twitter wins wifebeater #1. I don’t know if it’s fake or not, and frankly I don’t care because I was disappointed by the lack of females — particularly hot ones — that entered this contest. Congrats @heartofbattle


This guy wins limited edition wifebeater #2 because I am afraid of what will happen to me if I don’t send him one. Congrats @The_CATALY5T. Please don’t beat me up.


Finally user @Reinhart_x wins #3 because he made a sign.

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February 7, 2011 at 8:57 pm

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Story Time With Alex Valle

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Mr. Valle likes to reminisce about the glory days a lot — and I mean a lot. Seldom do I not have a conversation with Valle that starts “Back in the ’90s …” After awhile I started to notice that his stories more or less have a common theme which are listed in the above chart. His stories always take place in the ’90s at Southern Hills Golfland, more often than not involve sex, have something to do with either Street Fighter, John Choi, or Mike Watson, and — sometimes — people die in his stories — I’m not lying. In fact, if you pick just 3 topics at random from the above chart, Mr. Valle has a story about it. And believe it or not, sometimes his stories involve all of the above. Let me demonstrate with a story that involves {Mike Watson, Street Fighter, Southern Hills Golf Land} which I have paraphrased from Valle:

Hey did I tell you about the one time Watson parried a chair? No? Well one time at Southern Hills Golf Land, Mike Watson was playing Street Fighter against some typical Vietnamese guy. You know … he was one of those Vietnamese guys decked out in typical gangster gear; he was also a typical masher. Watson destroyed him and told him to “Get the fuck off the machine!” Well you know how Vietnamese gangsters are right? They are like the Zerg. All his Vietnamese homies showed up and wanted to throw down with Watson. One of homies took a chair and swung it at Watson. As he swung the chair, Watson parried it, yelled “Get the fuck out of here!”, and slammed his head against the game machine. Then after that all his homies ran away. And to this day Watson still has a mark on his forearm from when he parried a chair.”

That story was rather tame compared to some of the other stories he has told me. Just wait till you hear about the one that involves {sex, John Choi, someone dying}, but I’ll leave that one for some other time … =)

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January 31, 2011 at 9:45 pm

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Cultural Exchange

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Remember when Valle faced off against Daigo during the Alpha 3 World Championships? Well if you remember correctly, as a sign of cultural exchange between the nations of Japan and USA, Daigo was given a commemorative blazer while Valle was given a commemorative Japanese “Yukata” — a sort of Japanese Summer robe. If you are unfamiliar with this exchange it is all documented in this video here:

Well I always wondered what he had done with that Yukata as that was almost 10+ years ago. In my mind I thought the robe would be emblazoned somewhere in his home as a reminder of his epic duel. I guess I shouldn’t of been surprised when I asked him what he did with it.

Oh that old cum rag? I think I used it to wash my car once.
— Alex Valle

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October 13, 2010 at 12:54 am

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New Sister Site! “Karaoke With Alex Valle”

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We are pleased to¬†announce¬†that we are branching out and starting a new sister blog called “Karaoke With Alex Valle” over at karaokewithalexvalle.wordpress.com. Here is a preview.

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October 7, 2010 at 1:33 am

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Meigns of the Internet, Alex Valle Needs Your Help With Virtual Fighter 3

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Wassup meigns. If you don’t know what meigns means … well then maybe you just have yet to be meign-gled by Alex Valle in Street Fighter. Fortunately though, if you happen to be playing Mr. Valle in Virtual Fighter 3, you might stand a chance as he is just learning the game — even as you read this post at this vary moment. So if you can help him out by sending him tips at calipower@jps.net, I’m sure he would greatly appreciate it.

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September 28, 2010 at 6:56 pm

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