Working With Alex Valle

Hi. I work with Alex Valle. These are my stories — oh and I also suck at Street Fighter.

Meet Alex Valley

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I’ve heard Mr. Valle called plenty of things since working with him, from CaliPower to shoryumasher, all which usually fall to the wayside of his poise demeanor from years of adoration and equal years of hate.  However the one thing that will get a poignant response from Mr. Valle is to carelessly mispronounce his last name. Don’t dare call him Alex VALE or Alex VALLEY least you want a real life Metsu Shoryu to the nuts.  The only person exempt from this rule, of course,  is Mr. Valley himself.

Video submitted by Jimmy “ShinJN” Nguyen. This video was a take for an overseas tournament promotional video.

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August 17, 2010 at 7:53 pm

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B*tch. I’m Alex Valle.

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Mr. Valle usually likes to assert who he is when speaking to you.

(2:29:03 PM) Alex Valle: bitch
(2:29:06 PM) Alex Valle: i’m alex valle
(2:29:10 PM) Alex Valle: go find out

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August 14, 2010 at 9:50 am

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Soy Sauce Sluts

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Any conversation with Mr. Valle will ultimately devolve into a discussion about women. Somehow, someway, this always happens. I could be discussing the finer points of string theory and quantum mechanics to which he will interject with the finer points of the mechanics of ass and tits. I have found that in working with Mr. Valle it is best to explain business proposals using the female anatomy as an analogy.

One day I was having a conversation with Mr. Valle — and again the topic became irrelevant, because inevitably we started talking about women. He asked me what type of women I liked to which I replied, “I like the Asian girls.” And with his patented grin he replied, “Oh so you like them soy sauce sluts huh?”

If you haven’t already figured it out, soy sauce is soy bean based sauce — a predominantly Asian condiment. It’s use by Mr. Valle with the word “sluts” denotes a synonym for “Asian girls”.

When you work with Mr. Valle, these type of responses sort of lose it’s shock value after awhile. In fact, I was kinda impressed, as I thought the moniker to be rather clever. Later when I asked Mr. Valle where he had come up with such a term, I found out that it did not come from the brilliant mind of Mr. Valle, but instead it was the title to one of his favorite pornos.

That’s CaliPower for ya.

Mr. Valle Response:

(10:34:57 AM) Alex Valle: actually
(10:35:01 AM) Alex Valle: someone rented it for me
(10:35:03 AM) Alex Valle: on my birthday
(10:35:08 AM) Alex Valle: soy sauce sluts

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April 23, 2010 at 5:31 pm

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Write That Shit Down.

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I would love to live with John Choi, but unfortunately I work with Alex Valle.

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April 21, 2010 at 2:46 am

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